Nov 9, 2004

Jersey Gardens, Elizabeth, NJ

Pulling out before visitors can arrive, and getting cancellations every day...
Welcome to North Jersey!

A stripper could dance inside these ornaments,
without movement impeded. Of course, the chicken wire
would cut the stripper to pieces, and the frequently
electrified steel cross-beams would probably knock
the stripper unconscious. Trust me.

This tree is 60ft tall.

More to come!